My fellow Americans,
You may recall that I announced the selection of Joe Biden as my running mate via text message. I did this in part to build a massive database of cell phone numbers to which I could text a reminder to vote on election day.
Well, I've learned that McCain's campaign has obtained a copy of this database and intends to deceive you, my loyal but inferior subjects, by confusing you about when election day actually falls.
This means you will get a text that appears to come from me, reminding you to vote ON THE WRONG DAY! Simply disregard this message. However, I will text you a genuine reminder to vote on the correct day. You can tell a real message from me because I will include the word "hopenchange4eva".
So remember, Obamasciples, STAY PUT AND DON'T GO VOTE UNTIL YOU GET A TEXT MESSAGE CONATINING "HOPENCHANGE4EVA"!
Your Transcendent One,
Barry
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